It's like they forgot that people actually want variety in their trades. Spreads! They're so bloomin' wide, you can drive a truck through them. Trying to make a profit is like chasing a unicorn – impossible. And as for fees, well, they'll bleed you dry faster than a vampire at a blood bank. They sneak in sneaky charges left, right, and center, leaving you feeling like a right mug. Transparency? Yeah, right. With Dask Finance, you'll need a crystal ball to see what's really going on. They're about as clear as mud. And their customer service? Ha! It's a total shambles. They couldn't find their own *** with both hands.